Humor Alert: Breaking News!

Pres. Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, known as “Bush’s Fault”.

He also announced the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party.

Conservatives however have proven it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

“Residents of DC, don’t be alarmed with the Earthquakes. That’s just the Country shifting to the RIGHT!!”

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Posted on August 28, 2011, in Humor. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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